Omaha: Dodge | Q Street | Maple | Bellevue @ Harlan Dr 402-934-9999 | | Weekly Specials All prices good through 10/1 | | 15% Off Aspire Nautilus GT Kit | | So, yesterday I was talking to someone and thought it was Wednesday. They reminded me that today was Thursday. Besides rejoicing that the week was almost over, my firs thought was "Oh wow, I get to wake up early and do the newsletter". (just wanted you to know)
So friends, we're here. Again. I am not asking the Google bot thing how many are left, but I know there's not very many. But the cold weather is coming. Winter is coming. Man, that was a good show. Yah, I am talking about Game of Thrones, for those of you that didn't watch, which at this point, you could have binge watched that about 30 times with all that we're going thru. Funny story, so my wife originally wanted to watch it. I was like "meh, ok, sure". First episode I was hooked.
Yah, it's one of those mornings. I'm rambling, but you know that's coming already.
Oh, so we have a Featured Mod on sale this week. Aspire is one of our more popular lines. I have not used this one in particular, but I was told it's really crappy. No, I kid..I kid. What kind of marketing genius would I be if I said that we sell crappy stuff. We don't. I mean, I am sure there's stuff that is not fantastic, but some people love it, so it's fantastic for them.
I should move on to the next section huh? | | | | Use promocode "NAUGHTY" during checkout! | | | A direct and compelling headline | | Moving on.
Humble juice (kinda makes me hear Beetlejuice when you say it). It's our Featured Juice this week and I don't recall us having this as a feature before. I like the name. It's like they're saying "hey, go ahead and try it...you might or might not like it."
Yawn...then I looked at Facebook for 2 minutes, now I am back.
Man, I need a vacation. I know, I know...I mention that all the time. My friend Kath is going to Antigua here soon and I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO jealous. I mean, I am happy for her, but damn, I am jealous.
Anywho, Humble juice (beetlejuice) has all kinds of flavors like Pee Wee Kiwi (really???), Smash Berriez (the Hulk vapes this) and Sweater Puppets (HOLY CRAP). OK, I am impressed with the names. That's damn funny stuff right there. I don't care who you are. That's funny.
| | | | Use promocode "HUMBLE" during checkout! | | | More stuff we have for you | | | | Smok RPM40 40W Pod System | I am a slave to the website monster we've created. Pulled up the website, as I generally do on Friday's, cause that's how I put stuff in here, and BOOM, these SMOK Pod systems were up there littered in the middle of all the Hangsen flavors. Stood out like a sore thumb. By the way, where did that saying come from anyway? Anywho, check this little pod system out. | | | Have you been in the store lately? | Did you know that Caterpillar Vapes has the LARGEST selection of disposables in the city? I mean, we hear that almost EVERYONE is out of these since they were cut off from the Government. But we have them...plenty of them.
Oh, and we have an AMAZING selection of CBD with the team ready to help you pick the best one. My father-in-law started using some lotion for his arthritis and he is thrilled that it helps.
Drop by sometime. We miss you.
Now, there's a lot of white space here, and I could have written a whole lot of stuff, but I didn't.
You're welcome. | | (No, we're not selling trash cans. But this is where disposables go when you're done. And, snow is coming.) | | | | If it's on the Twitter, it must be true! | You know you've made it when people tweet about you...I mean good tweets, not mean tweets. Honestly, last weeks newsletter had the dueling squirrels and damn that was good. Thanks YouTube!
But just want to send a thank you out to Lauren (who clearly works at a Anger Management company that kicks boxes) and all the peeps that follow us on social media. Gus, (we call him Gus...that's not his name, but that's what I call him) does a great job. | | | | | Well friends, we've reached the end of this weeks entertainment. I hope you're as disturbed as I am after all this. I mean it's 5:37 in the morning, clearly there's something wrong. But I have to tell you that this is my wife's dream. To not only have these puppies "attack" you but to own every single one of them.
To be honest, this would be kinda fun. Don't tell her though.
Here's your moment of Zen. | | | Caterpillar Vapes 402-934-9999 | OK, so here's the fine print...and by fine, we mean awesome. Availability may vary by location. While supplies last. We reserve the right to correct any descriptive, typographic and photographic errors. Caterpillar Vapes shall have no liability for such errors, but we will apologize very sincerely cause we hate mistakes. | | | | | | |
