Fall's greetings, cigar enthusiasts,
Even though Tuesday, September 22nd officially signaled the first day of fall, Americans know that it isn't truly fall until October. Like the flip of a switch, suddenly there are leaves on the ground, a distinct crispness in the air, women rushing to Starbucks for Pumpkin Spice Lattes, and you find yourself watching crappy horror movies every night during one of those 31 Nights of Halloween movie schedules. Suspiciously, this is also when hipsters begin emerging from their summer hibernation. Skinny jeans, flannel shirts, thick-rimmed glasses, beards doused in oil, and a steady stream of PBR... suddenly, you realize this describes yourself—it's not your fault, this is simply the seductive nature of fall weather in action. |
Lucky for you, ol' Honest Abe happens to know the fast-track remedy to have you back on your feet in no time! This involves a cold shower, a quick viewing session of Die Hard (although, admittedly, I'll recommend this for nearly any issue life throws your way), a few AC/DC tracks, and perhaps the manliest thing one can do: smoke some premium cigars! This week, I have a full suite of classic smokes to help keep your normality heading into winter.
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Just make sure not to pair any of these with a Pumpkin Spice Latte or you may start the whole process over... |
