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Well...
Is this dumpster fire of a year over yet? Asking for a friend.
Hello friends. Good news this morning. We only have 6 Friday's left in 2020. Wow, we only have 6. Man, I need to get my holiday shopping done here soon. I ordered a turkey yesterday from our local meat market. Man, I have to tell you there's a HUGE difference in taste with the fresh ones vs the ones you get in the store. If you have the opportunity, try that out. Oh, and don't forget to brine the turkey. Very important.
If you didn't know, I am the home chef here at the house. I really should be the sous chef because my lovely mother in law is better than me. As she puts it "well, I have had a few more years to practice." We had what we call "Toni's Shrimp Thingy" last night. House still smells like garlic. Next to bacon, that's the best smell.
Oh, hey. I have to tell you about the feature at some point huh? Well, the Novo X is a pod system that we've featured before. It's fairly popular if I am going to be honest (and why would I start lying now). With an OLED screen that show you your watts and battery life so you will never be left wondering if your device is low on battery. With the 800 mAh internal battery and small sleek device the Novo X is a great device for on the go use. | | | Use promocode "NOVOX" during checkout! | | | Well, my mother is taking her DNA test thingy again. She did one a while back, and I am not sure, but I think she believes something has changed. Maybe. It's been that type of year.
Yah, I feel like you're all caught up. OH, they're pouring the foundation on my house today. Finally! Who knew that building a house takes so flipping long??
OK, what I really like about the DNA Juice line is the names. Oh, the names. Honeyloupe, Key Lime Crumble, Peachango. All sounds so fruity, but then they have Dragonthol. I mean, were they watching Game of Thrones when they were making the name on that one? Anywho, the DNA line is really good. | | | Use promocode "DNA" during checkout! | | | More stuff we have for you | | | iJoy Diamond VPC Pod System | Who hangs their mod on a lanyard? I mean really? I don't mean to bash these iJoy thingys, but really?
Plus, I think whoever wrote this description needs a style makeover.
The iJoy Diamond VPC is an innovative pod system that features an adapter compatible with Juul and Eonsmoke pods. This mods versatility and 1400 mAh battery life will keep you vaping in style all day!
Beyond that though, it is a good mod. Just please, dont use the lanyard. | | | It's cold outside and we know that many of our customers are worried about COVID and hunkering down. We still have delivery in the Omaha Metro available, so if you want a puppy....no, you cannot have a puppy, but if you want our team to bring you your order, then just let us know! | | | | OK everyone. Get ready for some really cool stuff coming from us.
In the next week, be watching your inbox for a special announcement about Holiday 2020.
I can't tell you much. It's super double secret confidential. But many of us are as excited as this little girl on a sugar overdose.
So excited. | | | | Ya know, it's getting harder to find good video's for your zen moment. I mean, I could post puppies all day if I wanted, but that would devolve into a moment of puppies and while zenlike, it's not sustainable. Plus, I think we all need a bit of motivation right now. You know, to keep us on the straight and narrow.
So, let's go back in time to when you could go out and do whatever, and SNL was actually funny. :)
I give you Motivational Speaker, Matt Foley. | | | Caterpillar Vapes 402-934-9999 | OK, so here's the fine print...and by fine, we mean awesome. Availability may vary by location. While supplies last. We reserve the right to correct any descriptive, typographic and photographic errors. Caterpillar Vapes shall have no liability for such errors, but we will apologize very sincerely cause we hate mistakes. Whoa, you've reached the end of the email. Nice job. Here you go! | | | | | | |