Good news, aficionados of all things flavor,
Jelly Belly founder, David Klein, announced this week a nationwide scavenger hunt—legit Willy Wonka style—where clues lead to golden tickets and golden tickets lead to a legit candy factory. I don't know if you can tell, but I'm a man that LOVES his candy... it's safe to say I'm pumped to get myself one of these tickets (assuming I can get ol' grandaddy out of bed, of course). |
The whole thing has me reminiscing about my youth, when an extravagant cigar factory owner began rolling a limited number of cigars with gold leaves. I hunted for weeks for that gold-wrapped cigar, eventually finding the dang thing at a mom-n-pop cigar shop. On the factory tour, I smoked a funny cigar that had me feeling like I was floating (must've been chock-full of ligero). Long story short, I didn't sell out to that scumbag Slugworth and I was handed the keys to the place. Me and the Oompa-Loompas have been cranking out flavorful smokes at unreasonably affordable prices ever since.
Now that you know my story and how I'm able to offer such stellar Hot Weekly Deals week in and week out, let's get to it! This week's collection features standout smokes such as La Gloria Serie R Natural, Affinity Maduro, and Perdomo 10yr Champagne. There are 10 buzz-worthy cigars total, with the full sampler coming in at only $34.95, which is 59% off retail!
Now, I gotta get back to perfecting this ever-lasting maduro! |
