Omaha: Dodge | Q Street | Maple | Bellevue @ Harlan Dr 402-934-9999 | | Weekly Specials All prices good through 09/18 | | 15% Vaporesso Gen Mod (Device Only) | | Well, good morning friends. I was up at 3:30 this morning and it's 4:10 right now. Damn dog had to go outside and I was chosen as the bus to haul him. Of course, he got done, we got back in to bed, he snuggles up to my wife and BOOM! I'm mad and awake that he didn't cuddle up with me. I mean, I took him outside, why don't I rate?
So not fair.
It's been a hell of a week this week. Did you hear about the new bombshell interview that was released? I mean...holy crap. NO, not the Woodward piece, the social media guy (we call him Gus here) published an interview he did with me. If you joined the newsletter cause you read that and wanted to see what all the hub-bub was about....welcome. If you don't know what I am talking about, well you might as well read it (click that link) since Gus went to all the trouble of begging me. I mean it was over the top at one point, but who doesn't like a Lobstergram.
OH, we have stuff to sell. Yah, can't forget that. We've had the Vaporesso Gen Mod on Feature before. Vaporesso is one of my all time favorite manufacturers along with SMOK. They just make stellar equipment. This week is no exception. Filled with features, check out the product page for more information. | | | Use promocode "GEN" during checkout! | | | 20% Off Keep It 100 Juice | | So, every Friday, I scour the interwebs for images to use in the email. Commonly I look for unique images for our Featured items. This morning, I am looking for the Keep It 100 image and I find out that some rapper actually wrote a song (if that's what you want to call it) named Keep It 100. It's a disturbing...at least for 5:00 in the flippin morning. You can search it if you want, and if you like profane hip-hop, then enjoy. But, I am a country music fan primarily, and I will take a pass.
See, that had something to do with our Featured Juice this week. Kinda. Anywho, this week is a favorite with the team and customers. It's a pretty solid seller and yah, there's fruit in every flavor, but it's good juice with clean fruity notes.
Man, I need another vacation. I had a dream last night t hat Eric (our fearless leader) and I were in Vegas on vacation without having to wear masks. It was a great dream and I despise Vegas. | | | Use promocode "KEEPIT" during checkout! | | | More stuff we have for you | | So, unless you've lived in a box, you're stocking up on your favorite Hangsen flavor, but the PMTA deadline passed on 9/9, so we cannot buy anymore Hangsen pre-mixed juice. You can though, until we're sold out. But did you know we have Hangsen flavors and nicotine that you can buy?
Yah, check that out. | | | We still have stock of Hangsen and on a quick search on the website, most of the popular flavors are still available, but they're going fast. I mean, we had a HUGE FINAL order. I think it took 3 days to inventory all of it. So, don't waste any time and stock up. | | | | Friends, I want to get a bit serious for a sec. Every week, I feature a moment of Zen to get your mind off what's going on and inspire you to get through the last day of the week.
Well, back on September 17th, we all needed that moment of Zen. The country paused and mourned for our loss on 9/11 that we remember today. We searched for normal, we yearned for it much like we do today, but to a scale of loss that eclipses 9/11. Yet, we mourn both.
Weeks after 9/11, David Letterman gave, what I think, was the greatest "return to a normal" monologue on his show.
On September 17th, this was my moment of Zen. Join me by remembering the lives that we lost and how we as a country pulled together. | | | Caterpillar Vapes 402-934-9999 | OK, so here's the fine print...and by fine, we mean awesome. Availability may vary by location. While supplies last. We reserve the right to correct any descriptive, typographic and photographic errors. Caterpillar Vapes shall have no liability for such errors, but we will apologize very sincerely cause we hate mistakes. | | | | | | |