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Friday. It's Friday.
I mean, there are weeks when you get to Friday and both wonder how you got here, and why it took so long. That's where I am friends.
Is it 5:00PM yet? (I feel I need to put the PM, cause it's about to be 5AM and I don't want you to be confused)
Maybe I need to watch an episode of Spongebob Square Pants. That always cheers me up. Watched it once all day for 3 days when I lost my job a few years ago. Completely reset my brain from being bitter and angry to wanting to have a hamburger for lunch each day and go swimming.
I probably should get to the Featured Product, which is similar to the Featured Product from last week, but it's smaller and has no button. The Novo 2 improves on everything imaginable from the first rendition, such as increasing the battery life from 450mAh to a whopping 800mAh while maintaining the same size! The Novo 2 also comes with two new, redesigned pods that feature larger juice ports for better wicking, and they both work great for salt nicotine eLiquid!
So, go buy one. It would make me happy. :) | | | | Use promocode "NOVO2" during checkout! | | | OK, I took a break and took my own advice and watched those clips I listed above. It's like a bunch of rainbows and unicorns flew up by keister!
It's going to be a great day. Oh yes friends, it's going to be a great day. Oh, and I am going to start day drinking at noon. I mean, how awesome is that! Will you join me? Liquid Lunch anyone?
Oh, and what also makes me happy is this image above with the coconut. Man, I love coconuts on a beach filled with some fruity concoction brought by some village kid trying to make a buck from the tourists.
And while SVRF must mean something, I think it means Surprisingly Virus Reducing Facemask. I mean it could mean literally anything and I am too tired to actually look it up.
Are you laughing yet? Is this thing on?
OK, so the Featured Juice is.....fruity. I know you're shocked by this. I mean, we never (always) have fruh-fruh flavors just like what's in a coconut by the beach.
Try this line out. It's pretty spectacular. | | | | Use promocode "SVRF" during checkout! (I gotta start making these funny again) | | | More stuff we have for you | | | | Vaporesso Revenger X 220 Kit | The Revenger. Kind of like the Avengers, but meaner sounding. These look pretty cool and you can save about $35 on these. Thin, small and cool colors.
Hell, I may get one of these. I mean, it's got a screen on it for the settings. POW! | | | Thought I would put in an RDA tank today just cause I am full of joy. You get color choices and these are on sale too for $18 off the price. I mean, that's pretty flippin awesome. | | | | | The other night on AGT, last years winner Cody Lee was on the show. Man, this kid can sing. If you remember last year, I was a Cody Fan Boy with almost every appearance and this one on Wednesday was AWESOME! He's blind, autistic and a phenomenal artist. if it wasn't for COVID, I would go see him in concert.
Check it out and enjoy your moment of Zen. | | | Something you'd never see anywhere! | | | | Yup, the City Council passed the mask mandate this week. I was cruising around the web for more masks cause I am going to go through them like underwear.
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