Good morrow,
In crafting this week's Hot Weekly Deal, I was reminded of a triumphant tale from days of yore. |
'Twas yesteryear—antaño, if you will—when the epicurean were at odds with the undercrown. Such strife was brought on by a lack of commonality between the classes. But Lady Palina, heiress of the Umbagog region, had set about to end such discrepancies, being inspired by Columbus' tales of the New World. Palina set out to capture the spiritual, binding properties that Columbus' mystical tobacco discovery promised. As the Taino Indians had benefitted from such leaf, so would her divided people. She called the people to a gathering at an old brick house and proposed a toast, said to be magic in delivery. The divided classes, including those of the Pepín Blue banner and Olivians alike, joined in partaking of the leaf. The enjoyment was grand, quenching the thirst for commonality and banishing the shadow of darkness from whence it came.
Did any of that make sense or was I simply shamelessly plugging every cigar in this week's sampler? Does it really matter? I have 10 stellar cigars for you and your friends to bond over! I've already mentioned all 10 of them (if you were paying attention), which can be had at the undéorean (that's affordable) price of $34.95, or 57% off retail!
Do not besmirch me or Lady Palina, indulge to your heart's content. |
