Omaha: Dodge | Q Street | Maple | Bellevue @ Harlan Dr 402-934-9999 | | Weekly Specials All prices good through 9/10 | | We've got your back folks! | | OK, so, do you all understand what the Hangsen Solution looks like? It's 4:39 in the morning and my artistic skills are at a low. Hell, I can barely tell Alexa to turn on the damn light in the office. I really do better work than what I have above, but let's just say that it's a tad better than a kids drawing inside the lines.
Beyond my artistic failings, this is what we're doing to solve for Hangsen stopping production of the pre-mixed juice. Yes, it's an extra step, but the flavor you're getting is from Hangsen!! I mean, it's not all that bad. Heck, could be better since you can adjust how much nicotine you add. So, if you're confused or needing help, just give us a ring or even email us at customerservice@caterpillarvapes.com and we can walk you through it.
So.....group hug? | | Good morning friends. How's everyone doing?
It's been another fast week...I mean really fast, which is good. The sooner we can get 2020 over with, the better. Welcome to the new subscribers to the newsletter, including my good friend Matthew. Hang on new friends, none of this is what you expect.
So hey, the social media guy...let's call him Gus...so, Gus comes to me a few weeks ago and asks me to answer some questions about myself. Like I am some great mystery. Of course, he calls me at 4:45 AM and asked. After some swearing cause he called before the coffee was consumed, I agreed. I mean Gus sent these really nice flowers so I felt like I could do him a solid. So make sure you're connected to the Facebook page for this in-depth interview. When I was answering the questions, I pretended that I was being interviewed by someone from 60 Minutes.
Oh, I guess we should talk about products on sale. This BEAST of a mod is our Featured Product this week. I mean look at the damn thing. It's not only a monster of a mod, but I think you can watch YouTube with it. Ok, not really, but the amount of customization you can do on this is incredible. Go check this sucker out. It's not as good as the Aegis Combat system, but it probably could control the system while vaping. | | | | Use promocode "AEGISX" during checkout! | | | Have you ever done the DNA testing stuff? My dad did it, which surprised me. I mean I am 4th generation Irish, so I asked him if he was doing this to make sure the milkman was not his father or something. Well, he did it, and sure enough, he's Irish. Shocking to no one. Yet, my mom, she could take it and learn a few things but she does not want to spit in the tube. Parents are funny.
Yup, that had very little to do with this weeks Featured Juice, but did you expect something else? I mean, if you're new to this, then yah, you probably did. That's the fun about the newsletter, it's flippin 5:00 in the morning. I am not even close to a coherent thought.
With DNA juice, it's fruity as heck with a bunch of really cool flavors. Sure, the names of the juices seem like they were created by someone that was drunk on the floor in the fetal position, but hey, it happens. I've heard really good things about it, so give it a try! Just don't spit in the tube. | | | | Use promocode "DNA" during checkout! | | | More stuff we have for you | | | | You remember we have a Clearance Section right? I mean, I forget all the time, but there it is. Linked right at the top of the website. Tons of deals in there including this one. One of our more popular juice lines are there all at $10. Plus, it's Fruit Punch. Who doesn't love Fruit Punch? Ahhh, memories of being a kid on the farm and lunch with Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. Damn, those were good days. | | | Smok & OFRF NexMesh Pod Kit | Sometimes, I just click around the website. Throwing caution to the wind and just click, click, click. And BOOM, I found this little mod. I kinda like the red color and the size fits in the palm of your hand. Fairly simple, but cute that would fit nicely in a woman's purse or in a dude's pocket without looking awkward. It's in clearance too, so check it out. | | | | | The best steak in the WORLD | Friends, I know a lot of us LOVE our steaks and grilling. I'm the Chef here at the ranch and have been following a few cooking channels on YouTube. Well, this week, one of my shows featured the best cut of beef on the planet. Japanese A5 Wagyu Picanha. It's considered and is the best piece of meat you will ever have. In this episode, see them prepare, cook and eat it. Why is this a moment of Zen? Well, this cut that they got must have cost them over $600.
One day.... | | | Caterpillar Vapes 402-934-9999 | OK, so here's the fine print...and by fine, we mean awesome. Availability may vary by location. While supplies last. We reserve the right to correct any descriptive, typographic and photographic errors. Caterpillar Vapes shall have no liability for such errors, but we will apologize very sincerely cause we hate mistakes. This guy is crazy! | | | | | | |
